Couldn't Kea Less
The world’s cheekiest bird, caught red-beaked.
Nicknamed "Couldn’t Kea Less", this silhouette captures the absolute rascal that is New Zealand’s kea — perched proudly on a windscreen wiper, no remorse in sight. Famous for pulling rubber seals off windows, unzipping backpacks, and dismantling ski racks, the kea is smart, social, and always up to something.
This one’s no different. A bold steel tribute to the alpine clown of the bird world, it’s made from weathering Corten® steel, crafted right here in Aotearoa, and perfect for anyone who lives a little on the wild side.
Fun fact: Kea are so clever they can solve puzzles, work in teams, and even laugh — researchers have recorded a "play call" unique to them!
✓ Striking & cheeky silhouette – A native icon with a rebel spirit
✓ 28cm high x 39cm wide (includes branch), approx. 700g
✓ Ships flat – Our large box is 39cm x 34cm x 1cm
✓ Same-day dispatch – Orders placed before 2pm (weekdays)
✓ Proudly NZ-made – Cut in a local, family-run workshop
✓ Crafted from 3mm Corten® steel – Weathers to a beautiful rust patina
✓ A unique gift – Ideal for mischief-makers, travellers, or alpine lovers
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Each Metalbird is crafted from Corten® Steel, a premium, weathering steel made to last.
When it meets the elements, it doesn’t rust like your old BBQ. It transforms.
That change you’re seeing? That’s patina. A tough, protective outer layer that seals the steel, adds character, and preserves your bird for decades.
This isn’t paint. It’s nature’s way of ageing gracefully.
The Patina Process:
At first, you’ll notice bright orange spots (we call this the teenage phase). Soon enough, the whole bird will turn a bold orange, slowly shifting into deep burnt umber. Eventually, it settles into a moody charcoal that feels like it’s always belonged.
The Result? A piece of industrial art with a heartbeat. No peeling, no fading, just a bird that gets better with age.
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