Churp Bro T-Shirt
Locally printed, good quality, heavy weight, regular fit cotton t-shirts, featuring four of our favourite bird quotes. Perfect ‘statement piece’ to set the tone in any smart-casual workplace or social gathering. Ideal for the strong silent type who likes to let his outfit do the talking.
- Regular fit crew neck T-Shirt
- Unisex style - men's standard sizing
- Heavy weight - 200 GSM 100% carded cotton
- preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
- Sourced and printed using other NZ businesses; our T-shirts are local as
MESUREMENT | SML | MED | LRG | XLG | 2XL |
Body Width (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 |
Body Length (cm) | 72.5 | 74.5 | 77.5 | 80.5 | 83.5 |
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Each Metalbird is crafted from Corten® Steel, a premium, weathering steel made to last.
When it meets the elements, it doesn’t rust like your old BBQ. It transforms.
That change you’re seeing? That’s patina. A tough, protective outer layer that seals the steel, adds character, and preserves your bird for decades.
This isn’t paint. It’s nature’s way of ageing gracefully.
The Patina Process:

At first, you’ll notice bright orange spots (we call this the teenage phase). Soon enough, the whole bird will turn a bold orange, slowly shifting into deep burnt umber. Eventually, it settles into a moody charcoal that feels like it’s always belonged.
The Result? A piece of industrial art with a heartbeat. No peeling, no fading, just a bird that gets better with age.